Dear Handjob Porn,
Thank you for visiting my blog. While I do appreciate any and all interest in my meager little offering to the universe, I regret to inform you that I have removed your comment because you are a loathesome spammer.
I do understand you might be a single mom struggling to make ends meet or possibly a disabled immigrant with language barriers, and this is the only way you can earn money for food. If that is the case, I am sorry your path has taken this turn. I encourage you to find alternate means of employment, because you are better than this! Totally! Peddling flesh on the Internet and leaving vile links on innocent blogs is no way to go through life, friend.
Please email me, Handjob Porn, and I will help you with your resume. Really -- I'm good at this. What do you think?
High-energy porn marketing strategist transitioning to legitimate business seeks opportunity that leverages strong communication skills and social media expertise.
It's a start, isn't it?
